Carbs vs Protein: A Scrote Jenkins Story
Carbs vs. Protein - A Scrote Jenkins Story
Genre: Tower Defense, Survival
Platform: Web (itch.io)
Overview
Carbs vs. Protein - A Scrote Jenkins Story is a survival tower defense game where you defend your meat castle against waves of enemies. You strategically place castle tiles, turrets, and deploy scrotes to repair walls as you gather resources by defeating enemies. The aim is simple: survive for as long as possible while managing your resources, fending off enemies, and repairing your castle walls before they fall and you lose the game.Gameplay
Objective:
- Survive: Build, defend, and repair your castle while enemies spawn and attempt to destroy your walls.Core Mechanics:
- Enemy Spawners: Spawners appear randomly on the map and begin spawning enemies only after you've placed your first castle tile.- Castle Tiles: Once a meat castle tile is placed, you can build turrets and scrotes to defend and repair your base.
- Resources: Manage three key resources gained by killing enemies:
- Meat: Used to build castle tiles.
- Skin: Used to repair castle walls.
- Bones: Used to construct turrets.
- Turrets: Place turrets to automatically attack enemies and prevent them from reaching your castle.
- Scrotes: Deploy scrotes inside the castle walls to assist in repairing damaged tiles.
- Survival: If any wall tile's health reaches zero, you lose the game.
Controls:
- WASD / Arrow Keys: Move the camera around the map.- Mouse: Select tiles and place them on the map.
- Toolbar: Located at the bottom of the screen, use it to select and build:
- Castle Tile: Build meat castle walls. (Hotkey 2)
- Turret Tile: Build turrets inside the castle walls to defend against enemies. (Hotkey 3)
- Scrote Tile: Deploy scrotes for repairs. (Hotkey 1)
- Esc: Pause the game.
How to Play
1. Starting the Game:
- Upon starting the game, click the Start button to begin.- Enemy spawners will randomly appear on the map but will not spawn enemies until you place your first castle tile.
2. Building Your Castle:
- Use the toolbar at the bottom of the screen to place a Meat Castle Tile. This is your first defense structure.- Once the meat castle tile is placed, you can:
- Build Turrets: Select the Turret Tile from the toolbar to place turrets that will automatically attack enemies.
- Deploy Scrotes: Select the Scrote Tile to deploy scrotes that will repair damaged castle walls.
3. Defending Against Enemies:
- As enemies spawn, they will attempt to attack and destroy the castle walls. Each enemy has a visible health bar, and your turrets will automatically target and damage them.- If an enemy reaches your castle walls, they will start attacking it. Each wall tile has its own health bar, and if any tile's health depletes entirely, you lose the game.
4. Managing Resources:
- Meat: Required for building new castle tiles.- Skin: Needed for repairing damaged walls.
- Bones: Required to build new turrets.
- Resources are collected by defeating enemies, and can be spent to build and repair your structures.
5. Losing the Game:
- The game ends when any wall tile's health reaches zero. Protect your walls and make use of scrotes to keep them repaired!Future Updates
Stay tuned for additional updates, including more enemy types, resources, and special abilities for Scrote Jenkins!Credits
Developed by Philip Beck, Tyler Whitehead and Tom Watson (and Lingster for HR). Hosted on itch.io.Genres: survival

Comments22
Fun game and suprisingly playable! Behind the humor there is actually solid game!
The pacing is way off because the game quickly became a matter of spamming towers and turrets. I never felt like I had to manage any resource other than my mental health while playing this game.
I think the game would be better if you had to upgrade your turrets and houses instead of just spamming more of them.
But as a tower defense game, I think they are lacking some kind of strategy and feels no pressure when defense the large waves of enemies.
The performance is so much better than I was expecting. Totally a minor point, but with these short jams it can be a problem with lots of units / projectiles, but everything ran great!
The art is great. AI music is always going to be a contentious one, even with opting out of the rating, but I did find the lyrics to be really funny.
Scrote Jenkins needs a Brotein Fart area-denial ability that can clear large spaces of all living things.
Nice work.
masterpiece
Well done