SMOL BIZNASS
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Alright, listen up! In smolBIZNASS, you play as Jack Pot — yeah, that's right, *Jack Pot*. You thought taking out a "micro" loan from MICRO CREDIT was a smart move? Guess again! MICRO CREDIT is run by tiny businessmen with a huge attitude. Now you’re hiding in some closet-sized bunker, desperately trying to work off your debt. But surprise! These *smol* businessmen are coming to take back what’s theirs, and they don’t care how small the loan was. Your keyboard? Gone. Your coffee mug? History. They’ll strip your life down piece by tiny piece until you repay every last cent. It’s absurd, chaotic, and ridiculous — so get ready for the most stressful (and hilarious) collection process of your life!
- Tiny businessmen with big business energy taking your stuff one micro-step at a time.
- Frantic gameplay that makes you question your life decisions.
Made by: CO5MONAUT — the one and only. Seriously, I did it all.
Graphics by: Dekogon Studios and Switchboard Studios
Partially powered by: Interaction System Starter Pack
Built with Unreal Engine 5.3, bringing tiny chaos to life with stunning detail.
Alright, listen up! In smolBIZNASS, you play as Jack Pot — yeah, that's right, *Jack Pot*. You thought taking out a "micro" loan from MICRO CREDIT was a smart move? Guess again! MICRO CREDIT is run by tiny businessmen with a huge attitude. Now you’re hiding in some closet-sized bunker, desperately trying to work off your debt. But surprise! These *smol* businessmen are coming to take back what’s theirs, and they don’t care how small the loan was. Your keyboard? Gone. Your coffee mug? History. They’ll strip your life down piece by tiny piece until you repay every last cent. It’s absurd, chaotic, and ridiculous — so get ready for the most stressful (and hilarious) collection process of your life!
Key Features:
- An absurd, fast-paced, and hilarious debt collection experience.- Tiny businessmen with big business energy taking your stuff one micro-step at a time.
- Frantic gameplay that makes you question your life decisions.
Made by: CO5MONAUT — the one and only. Seriously, I did it all.
Graphics by: Dekogon Studios and Switchboard Studios
Partially powered by: Interaction System Starter Pack
Built with Unreal Engine 5.3, bringing tiny chaos to life with stunning detail.