The Man Who Never Retreats

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.75
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.50
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.75
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.50
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.50
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.00
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Stubbornly defend your home from ants using whatever you can find in your pockets.

SQUISH attacking ants with your FINGER. Or just DIG tunnels for them in the DIRT and observe how the ants react.

Press 2 to switch to THE STRAW. Click and hold to suck up dirt. Click to shoot spitballs at ants out of your hand's reach.

Hold and release SPACEBAR to RUMMAGE your pockets for SUPPLIES. As you acquire items press keys 1 through 5 to swap items.

There are 6 waves. Good luck. NEVER RETREAT!

Comments4

petit6 Oct 2024, 23:25
Really fun! The only let down was the lag on the last wave in the web version.
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dooskington7 Oct 2024, 05:40
funny has heck. I laughed when I found a gun, but couldn't figure out how to use it
candlesan7 Oct 2024, 05:56
Digging through the pockets yielded different things but I wasn't totally sure how to use them all. Regardless, had a good time killing and squashing ants with my finger, and the straw, and the spitballs
SdCorpse10 Oct 2024, 23:01
The most realistic outdoor recreation simulator i ve ever played.

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