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I think there is a issue with your upload. I couldn't play it on LD nor on Itch.

I got a chuckle out of some of this, especially the fact that investing in Bitcoin is an instant game over. However, the controls are, to put it mildly, a bit ungainly!

@appoxgames yeah i just checked, it was on draft mode on itch. check it now if you want :)

@john-gabriel thanks for that, yeah i don't like to do a 2D controller, but it's the least time-consuming

interesting take, made me realize i have forgotten how to play solitaire

OK i’m a NPC but i finally dodged bitcoin and joined the party so i’m still happy.

@jojocanard at least not a dog water

I didn't know, that I hate bitcoin

@mr-mesmer sounds like you didn't "invest"

Is it intended there is no sound? I see that you didn't opt out of the sound rating.

I think I got all the endings, was short and fun. The controls were jank but it reminded me of playing flash games back in the day so it worked out as a nostalgia trip of sorts.

Fun classic game, I agree with @bad-fetus's comment that it felt like one of the flash games we used to play. The game is saved by its bright colors and the jokes.

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@dhim wow it‘s the longest comment I‘ve ever seen on LD , thanks!
I sure will Star your project!

I managed to be chad.

This hits hard in my guts, nostalgy of old flash games that were made by random dude just to enjoy gamedev on flashgames... Thanks for your entry, sure it would need polishing but it was fun indeed :)

That was pretty funny. The Bitcoin hate is hilarious. Couldn't find the rolex or 6 pack for the life of me. Guess I'm doomed to be lame.

I invested in bitcoin :c

Привет, отличная игра! Но критически не хватает звуков

I made multiple appearances in-game

Мемесы правят миром.

This game is genuinely fun, crazy, meme-filled, and delivers a lightning-fast experience .

Это вам не шутки, тут всё серьёзно! Как понял, в этой игре мы собираем атрибуты настоящего гигачада, превращаясь из занудного ботаника в настоящего мачо! Однако время поджимает, причём во всех смыслах, ибо на игрока движется стена из часов. Игра прикольная, однако управление немного неудобно, персонаж врезается в каждый уголок, отчего не успеваешь вовремя собрать нужный предмет

always fun to play a meme game, lots of fun reference, i found the Chud controls quite wild apart form that solid game

@mr-mesmer вместо тысячи слов...

Fun game! Full of memes and made with pleasure! Good job!