Crude Food

by areg-kr
co-authored: @michaelnoskov
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.42
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.29
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.40
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.50
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.76
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.29
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.37
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.76
all that's left for you are long evenings listening to the monotonous signal of the microwave, waiting for another batch of reheated slop...

crude food is an atmospheric spooky mini game about crafting weird dishes from various products, edible or not, whatever the pipe gives you. follow the clues on tablet and collect every meal from your bucket list.

Comments15

krakadushka
krakadushka21 Apr 2026, 19:57
Hi there! There is an error happened, when I've tried to run .exe file :(
```
[FATAL] --- [2026-04-21 19:55:42] [gfx_initialization.odin:328:_pick_physical_device()] vulkan: no suitable GPU found
panic: log.panic
```
LDJam user 423872
LDJam user 42387221 Apr 2026, 20:09
Unfortunately, on itch I see: "We couldn't find your page"
MichaelNoskov21 Apr 2026, 20:27
@indiepanda If you were searching for a web build, we only have a desktop version that you can download from here. We have also repaired the itch.io page in case you want to download it from there
MichaelNoskov21 Apr 2026, 20:29
@krakadushka sorry, our game is written on a custom game engine, which may not support some old video cards. You can try to run from another device if you really want to play it :)
Kenoshka21 Apr 2026, 21:01
found funny bag that after alt+tab everything go flying)
Kenoshka21 Apr 2026, 22:04
quite good mixing game, but unintuitive receipes. liked moloko model
also +rep for self-written game engine
Alexander Stepanov22 Apr 2026, 07:38
unintuitive receipes! I love smooth gameplay, atmosphere and sounds
Cometores22 Apr 2026, 21:33
Thanks for providing hints in the description section. Cool creepy atmosphere
j3m25 Apr 2026, 21:58
Wine version works - I'm missing libc++.so.1 on Mint 22.1
MichaelNoskov25 Apr 2026, 23:17
@j3m I had the same problem when testing our game on Mint. I don't recommend updating this package yourself, as you could accidentally break your system, haha. Unfortunately, the only way to run our game for you is to use a device with a different OS (Windows is preferred) or try running it in a virtual machine. Thank you for your time.

P.S.
Our lead developer, the creator of the engine, will try to find a solution, and we'll get back to you with an answer
Areg_Krauthor26 Apr 2026, 06:54
@j3m Unfortunately, it is a dependency on VMA (Vulkan memory allocator). In the future release, I will try to link this library statically. Anyway, thank you for your comment!
Myezko
Myezko29 Apr 2026, 12:27
what if i put a banana into the microwave... and set the timer to 120 seconds... does it turn into a gelnana??
picross
picross1 May 2026, 03:00
Super funny game! I really struggled with memorizing crap because I'm not good at that in general but it was fun to experiment to find new stuff. The hunger bar depleting seemed so fast sometimes though, I was really struggling to do anything most of the time lol. Great atmosphere and audio. Nice work!
Shram
Shram7 May 2026, 21:40
Dude, I dig the style—but expecting players to read recipes outside of the game isn't really a great idea.
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