Post Modem

:robot: Post Modem

*“Connections so stable, they’re almost suspicious.”* — Unbreakable Links™ :globe_with_meridians:

Welcome to Post Modem, a frantic, *WarioWare*-style action-arcade game where corporate incompetence meets high-speed panic! :zap:

You play as the Fix-It-Bot, an overpriced and under-tested robot sold by the notorious *Unbreakable Links* megacorporation to "solve" their chronically failing routers. Instead of fixing their hardware, they sold the customer *you*. Spoiler alert: you are just a band-aid on a sinking ship. :ship: :fire:

:joystick: The Core Gameplay

* Race Against Time: Sprint around the apartment to reach smoking routers before the customer’s patience runs out! :dash:
* Micro-Minigames: Solve rapid-fire puzzles under pressure to keep the Wi-Fi alive. :wrench:
* The 3-Strike Rule: Fail to fix a router or let the timer run out, and you get a strike. :x:
* Planned Obsolescence: Accumulate 3 strikes, and the frustrated customer will throw you straight into the trash! :wastebasket: Game Over!

Can you survive the ultimate IT nightmare and keep the connection alive? (Probably not, your warranty has already expired). 🧾 :skull:

Controls:
* `WASD` / `Left Stick` to Move
* `Space` / `A Button` to Jump
* `Mouse` / `Action Buttons` to interact with minigames