My Uncle Says I Can Make $1.000.000 on the Internet

by xackii
co-authored: @miryvee
Your uncle says you can make $1,000,000 on the INTERNET!

But there's one SMALL problem... his computer is REALLY OLD!

Explore the forgotten internet, discover STRANGE websites, install programs and find new ways to MAKE MONEY!

Gamble your savings, buy UPGRADES and turn your ancient computer into a MONEY-MAKING MACHINE!

Start with NOTHING and work your way up to ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

WILL YOU GET RICH OR LOSE EVERYTHING?

Controls:

Mouse - Click, drag and interact with your computer.

Comments10

leandre0020 Oct 2026, 13:37
Fun game, issues with the buttons, they don't always work, and they don't work if not clicked in the right place. The game is pretty slow to start but overall good mood and fun.
skigfx
skigfx20 Oct 2026, 14:12
LMAO! This is probably the funniest game I've played in this jam so far. Absolutely brilliant!

I have two questions, though:

— How do you know my uncle?

— Is there any way to rewind time by 15–18 years so I can spend that million on Bitcoin? :D
DashVirus
DashVirus20 Oct 2026, 14:42
Graphics are 5/5, Humor as well. Small easter eggs here and there are really fun (such as trying to delete our small blue friend). The music is slightly repetitive at some point but the SFX are nice haha.

I love incremental games, and all the GIFs here really make me wanna play further. Though, it takes forever to finish the calculator and the snake and I felt it was a bit of an artificial lifetime increment. The incremental pace is off in my opinion. A quick balancing fix would make it perfect, because honestly the theme, the mood, and the art direction are just awesome.

Big congrats to the team for all the work
Chmoonyka
Chmoonyka20 Oct 2026, 15:03
I really love the graphics. Thanks for adding the casino and the snake game — that's exactly what I needed, though they're a bit too long. You really got the vibe right.
WitheredWizard20 Oct 2026, 15:28
Casino turned out to be the most profitable. By the way, is it possible to get '?' mark? I spent about 10 minutes spinning the wheel and nothing.
Very fun game, reminds me one from previous jam about collector
IndiePanda
IndiePanda20 Oct 2026, 16:16
Amazing incremental game. Very addictive. Really cool art!
Vlaadiimiir20 Oct 2026, 16:22
The game is so cute and there are so many cool minigames that's absolutely insane amount of work.
DekiSenpaiTM
DekiSenpaiTM20 Oct 2026, 16:27
Honestly i cant praise you enough, i loved it from the start to the beginning. Super nice theme implementation, loved doing the mathematics in the beginning, and what can I say I received the message:

You earn the most while gambling.

So gotta go, casino is waiting on me, cheers!

10/10 entry
II-P
II-P21 Oct 2026, 14:19
I can finally gamble my whole business
And I would really like to have keyboard input in calculator... Its a torture rn T-T
Eugenik
Eugenik21 Oct 2026, 14:35
I loved the idea of exploring strange websites on the uncle's ancient computer. This theme is so clever!

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