UPDATE: I DIDN'T HAVE MY MOCHI LEADERBOARD TIMER WORKING PROPERLY FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. PLEASE PLAY AGAIN.
The distant future. It is the year 201X, mankind has been enslaved by a sentient internet, spawned by well-meaning professors and culturists during the beginning of the 2Xth century.
You have traveled back to the year 200X to destroy the machine's corebrain with your fuckrifle.