GTFTSTG - Go the Fuck to Sleep the (not) Game
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Welcome to Go the Fuck to Sleep the (not) Game based on the best-seller "children's book" Go the Fuck to Sleep.
You are a parent stuck at home one day to take care of the new baby. See how long you can get the baby to go to sleep for. See if you go insane. See if the baby will never go to sleep. It's different every time! Experience the life of a parent where order and chaos, happiness and insanity are only a click away.
To run, just download and run the .jar file. Works for all platforms! I recommend the desktop version because in the web version, some items are inexplicably displaced, but both are functional (web is better in Chrome; will not work on IcedTea plug-in). Enjoy!
Many thanks to the following people for using Creative Commons to distribute their work (and special thanks to the makers of Baman Piderman for inspiring a cameo)!
Attributions:
Images (flickr):
Baby Room - cfinke, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
Baby Bottle - Hollay and Mc, CC BY-NC 2.0
Rattle - USCPSC, CC BY 2.0
Clown - cogdogblog, CC BY 2.0
Keys - adam, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
Camera,Phone - SheldonSchwartz, CC BY-SA 2.0
Compact - ell_brown, CC BY 2.0
Diaper - five_blondes, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
Action Figure - Alex and Lindsay Small-Butera, All rights reserved
Sounds (freesound.org):
Baby Crying - poissonmort, CC BY
Baby Snoring - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC
Bottle Sound - stephsinger22, CC Sampling+
Background Birds - Charel Sytze, CC BY
Helicopter - clankbeeld, CC BY
Thunderstorm - klankschap, CC BY-NC
Car Alarm - public domain
Police Sirens - Timbre, CC BY-NC
Baby Talk - pfly, CC Sampling+
Baby Laugh - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC
Clown Laugh - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC
Key Jingles - sdfalk, CC BY
Rattle - HolyGhostParty, CC Sampling+
Bottle Break - Connum, CC BY-NC
Camera - FreqMan, CC BY
Phone Ring - Acclivity, CC BY-NC
Squeaky Toy - sentryx86, CC Sampling+
Diaper (Velcro) - Sruddi1, CC Sampling+
You are a parent stuck at home one day to take care of the new baby. See how long you can get the baby to go to sleep for. See if you go insane. See if the baby will never go to sleep. It's different every time! Experience the life of a parent where order and chaos, happiness and insanity are only a click away.
To run, just download and run the .jar file. Works for all platforms! I recommend the desktop version because in the web version, some items are inexplicably displaced, but both are functional (web is better in Chrome; will not work on IcedTea plug-in). Enjoy!
Many thanks to the following people for using Creative Commons to distribute their work (and special thanks to the makers of Baman Piderman for inspiring a cameo)!
Attributions:
Images (flickr):
Baby Room - cfinke, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
Baby Bottle - Hollay and Mc, CC BY-NC 2.0
Rattle - USCPSC, CC BY 2.0
Clown - cogdogblog, CC BY 2.0
Keys - adam, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
Camera,Phone - SheldonSchwartz, CC BY-SA 2.0
Compact - ell_brown, CC BY 2.0
Diaper - five_blondes, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
Action Figure - Alex and Lindsay Small-Butera, All rights reserved
Sounds (freesound.org):
Baby Crying - poissonmort, CC BY
Baby Snoring - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC
Bottle Sound - stephsinger22, CC Sampling+
Background Birds - Charel Sytze, CC BY
Helicopter - clankbeeld, CC BY
Thunderstorm - klankschap, CC BY-NC
Car Alarm - public domain
Police Sirens - Timbre, CC BY-NC
Baby Talk - pfly, CC Sampling+
Baby Laugh - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC
Clown Laugh - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC
Key Jingles - sdfalk, CC BY
Rattle - HolyGhostParty, CC Sampling+
Bottle Break - Connum, CC BY-NC
Camera - FreqMan, CC BY
Phone Ring - Acclivity, CC BY-NC
Squeaky Toy - sentryx86, CC Sampling+
Diaper (Velcro) - Sruddi1, CC Sampling+