Rutherford

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"It is a period of nonexistent civil rights. Piriform bouncers are trying to maintain the Congress, but the Ethmoid Constellation are having none of it! They keep running the whole of Space! Our hero, the malformed Rutherford clone, must use his parasympathomimetic compound-crossbow to defenestrate the bad guys!

The final friar, Jiggawatt, uses his friendly vitriol to contemplate some serious llama!"

It's total nonsense, and that was by design, but it's also incomplete and that was not :(

Credits:
Writing: Jacob123, drnick, oranebeast, Pitzik4, awsumpwner27, sorceress & Bcadren

Help: MJBrune

Jiggawatt's head: by Jiggawatt

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