You asked for it. Pong With Hats. Combining all the fun of wearing fancy hats with the classic arcade game pong. Made in one hour with Game Maker upon anonymous request. Enjoy!
The computer is not unbeatable. It's just very tough. Whats a retro game unless it's nearly impossible? Here's a tip: Wait until the ball is at max speed and try to hit it off the edge of your paddle.
I think that the computer is undeafeatable, am I right?