Road To Pain

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.08
Fun★★★★★★★★★★1.83
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.17
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.62
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.09
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.14
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.15
Journal★★★★★★★★★★1.67
Polish★★★★★★★★★★1.92
Technical★★★★★★★★★★1.73
Towlr★★★★★★★★★★3.00
OK, I’ve finished it up.

Here’s the .zip file: Road to Pain zip

Let me know if you encounter any problems!

Forgot source in the zip, but it has been added now.

Comments11

It's funny, because you're using Chuck Norris. I didn't care so much but some folks down below are making pretty valid complaints. Once you subtract Chuck, game was too rough around the edges. Collisions and stuff were inconsistent with artwork - pretty borken, for 48 game that may have taken too liberal a stance on the artwork.
MrPhil
It runs at zillion miles an hour for me. My longest game was 5000 milliseconds with a high score of 1. No sound for me either.
Doches
I can't decide if your audio is so bad it's good or not. I think it might be.
I can only see cars on a white background (no title screen, no sound, no sprite). alas (my experience lends itself to giving you a towlr mark I think ;) )
HybridMind
Chuck Norris doesn't need collision detection, he just stands still while cars pass right through him!
Hamumu
N/A for art, you have to make all artwork within the 48 hours, and I'm not trusting that you got Chuck Norris to pose for you during that time. The audio also has to be clipped from SOMETHING, I'm not sure what, judging by the bits of music and whatnot in the background. So N/A there too, and I'd also like to point out that it's actually illegal to use these things without permission, nevermind the contest!

As for the gameplay, it seems to be really badly broken... the cars would all vanish sometimes, and the timing on kicks seemed random, I don't know. Doesn't work!

And one last huge complaint about the rules - you CANNOT change your entry after the 48 hours! If you want to submit a fixed version, make it separate. You have to leave the original one up, or obviously it's not a 48 hour entry.
Not really happy about the use of copyrighted material..
Really weird collision detection was a problem for me.
Hey, afraid to say anything bad about a game with chuck in it... Had some issues with collision, when trying to kick a car while landing from the jump - didn't really work as a game from that perspective, but was a humorous concept :)
demonpants
It basically froze my computer. Nothing went anywhere, it was all stuck in place. n/a for overall, fun, sound, and graphics.
Doesn't really work on none of the computers I tried. Only some sprites appear, sound doesn't play.

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