The Lonely Sphincter

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.85
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.92
Theme★★★★★★★★★★1.92
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.77
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.00
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.40
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★32%
The Lonely Sphincter.

You are a giant worm and people want to be friends with you, but you eat them so you are lonely.

Controls: Mouse moves, Space to bite, Z to toggle posterior clenching.

There is no goal. It's just a toy at this point. The bar at the top of the screen doesn't do anything. Make noises with your mouth as you play.

I wish I had more time. There's something really compelling about eating people as a giant worm. The main thing I would like to add is helicopters.

* people will keep spawning forever, therefore it will eventually start to chug your computer.

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Comments11

namrog84
namrog8419 Dec 2011, 23:34
I wish they stayed inside of me! nom nom nom!!

I found this to be amusingly fun :) Work on it more and release !
Something about eating people is just rewarding, especially munching on them to breka their bodyparts off
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2321 Dec 2011, 14:21
Remarkably fun! Wish you'd had time to put a goal on it. Are you familiar with the Death Worm games which also feature a giant worm flying around (from underground) and eating people? I think that may be phone-only, but the gameplay is mostly like Moby Dick 2.

Anyway, I hope you do something with this! Good stuff.
Hazard
Hazard23 Dec 2011, 08:19
Incredibly funny! Really enjoyed playing it for some minutes. :) Some kind of end or challenge would have been nice. The worm could also start smaller and grow over time as he eats. Or he would grow a bit each time the stomach is full, also increasing difficulty at the same time, or something like that.
Benjamin23 Dec 2011, 21:47
Wow ! That's a Katamari Damacy Rank game ! Very fun to play !
It just need some way to make it easier to eat people, maybe by sucking people inside for one second when you open the mouse
kernel panic25 Dec 2011, 20:38
Funny little game, not really that related to the theme though. It entertained me for a good while.
Jack25 Dec 2011, 23:04
GOTY? I think so.
caranha
caranha2 Jan 2012, 14:47
Nomnomnomnom. This is surprisingly fun! :-D Needs a bigger mouth, and separate controls for the teeth and gullet. Also, it would be nice if the citizens started saying more desperate things over time :-D

Nomnomnom!
Stargoat4 Jan 2012, 14:03
om nom nom nom

Cute game, i love the graphics. Don't think it really fits the theme though.
Beerman5 Jan 2012, 15:40
Absolutely brilliant! Needs to be a bit easier to get the people to stay inside, but it's really fun.
This *needs* to become a full game.
Odra6 Jan 2012, 17:02
This games teach us a valuable lesson. Do not do flying stunts with your mouth open after eating.
Loved the game, really funny and that is the most memorable nom nom nom face I ever seen!
Jeremias
Jeremias7 Jan 2012, 18:58
I want to cite the people above to express my feelings playing this game:

"nom nom nom!!"
"Nomnomnomnom."
"om nom nom nom"

Very fun :)

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