Ludum Dare #23compo

BEEFWAR

by crackerblocks

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.40

Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.43

Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.90

Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.62

Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.83

Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.50

Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.38

Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.33

Coolness★★★★★★★★★★33%

This is BEEFWAR a strategy game that takes place on a cattle.

Features:
- 48 cuts of beef
- 7 types of panzers
- intense strategies

Instructions are in game.

Post Compo Version: blinkbat.nfshost.com/BEEFWAR.ZIP
Added music, polish, tweeked balances

Comments24

matthias_zarzecki23 Apr 2012, 11:02

This is INSANE. NICE WORK

Sanguine23 Apr 2012, 16:07

This is without doubt the best game where you fight nazis with beef ever.

nihilocrat23 Apr 2012, 16:48

GROUND BEEF!!!! POW POW BLAM KHTHOOOOM!

Valeour23 Apr 2012, 20:36

Fantastic. No idea what was going on half the time, but that was fantastic.

Vilborg24 Apr 2012, 02:23

Some of the sections don't have many cuts gorthem, and I think some of them didn't have any. Nevertheless, a solid and original game.

crackerblocksauthor24 Apr 2012, 04:40

hey I didn't invent cows

SonnyBone25 Apr 2012, 02:37

Hi.

BEEF WARRRR

I always look for your games, and I'm never let down.

This shit is amazing!

Jacob25 Apr 2012, 23:08

beef for kebabs.

Suese26 Apr 2012, 01:46

Hahaha, that is the funniest entry I've seen .. but unfortunately it is disqualified. Gotta make all the content yourself, remember?! Good job anyway.

Thank you for this.

JustinMullin26 Apr 2012, 01:50

My only question is WHERE IS THE KICKSTARTER.

hamburger26 Apr 2012, 01:50

hahahaha that will teach them to mess with my cow.

crazyheckman27 Apr 2012, 21:14

It is pretty insane, I left it on at work while I stepped out for lunch with the volume turned up so every 30 seconds it yelled "BEEF WAR". I thought it was cool, but really difficult, the tanks would move right before I beefed them.

lorancou27 Apr 2012, 21:35

Ah, an UPPERCASE GAME with INTENSIVE STRATEGIES, indeed! Great fun :)

Several27 Apr 2012, 22:47

Knowing that I cannot play this in OSX is like passing a gallstone.

whilefun28 Apr 2012, 19:08

holy sweetsauce this is maybe the most original game i've evern played! haha! Love the sound effects. And now I'm kind of hungry for some DEADBEEF.

cantorfew1 May 2012, 12:52

This was a hilarious idea. It could use more variation though.

It seems impossible to defend the flank. When no new panzers appear they stopped moving.

badlydrawnrod1 May 2012, 19:39

You, sir or madam, are completely bonkers, but it works for you! I never thought I would want more brisket in my entire life, but somehow you instilled that feeling in me.

Pierrec2 May 2012, 18:14

This is an AWESOME GAME! But...where is the theme ? :/

kylerhoades4 May 2012, 01:24

This is the best game ever

kibertoad6 May 2012, 21:28

Now that is insane :)

Kayamon7 May 2012, 01:45

I like you.

Dr.Pingu7 May 2012, 15:45

I don't understand anything of what I was doing but i really like the idea, although it seems that I lost . I will retry later with some drugs or alcools to go deeper in the concept.