The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play

This game is from the old Ludum Dare platform. You can try viewing the original page on Web Archive
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coolness: 0.66

fun: 1.24

graphics: 1.33

humor: 2.90

innovation: 1.54

mood: 1.35

overall: 1.53

theme: 2.97

Obviously I'm going for a high Theme and Humor score here.