THE POTATO GAME

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.57
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.57
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.20
Theme★★★★★★★★★★4.13
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★1.39
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.74
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.70
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★47%
It's a game distilled down to its most minimal elements: Interactivity, Conflict, Choice, Achievement, and Win/Lose. You collect potatoes and try not to lose any to the Potato Monster. There's not much more to say.

Comments21

PsenFilip29 Apr 2013, 14:02
So this is what a potato farming simulator is about.
Humorous!
Norgg
Norgg29 Apr 2013, 14:54
The real objective is feeding the potato monster as many potatoes as you can.
gizmo29 Apr 2013, 15:18
*loved it* but too short! :)

i won in 9 steps. fought the potato monster several times.. thought i might win against it eventually :)
TheSnide
TheSnide29 Apr 2013, 15:59
Text-based is nicely minimalistic
Zekyon
Zekyon29 Apr 2013, 17:37
No! Damn! The potato monster is very strong!, although is logic, is a potato.

Nice text-based game :)!
MikeyPB29 Apr 2013, 17:43
I see. Yes, this game is well titled.
netguy20429 Apr 2013, 19:14
Quite amusing. First I won in 5 steps... and then I played and played trying to beat that stupid monster. You've manipulated my emotions!
Lidfrid
Lidfrid29 Apr 2013, 19:25
i win in 5 steps. IM THE MASTER
BleuLlama
BleuLlamaauthor29 Apr 2013, 19:27
Best review ever "This game is well titled." - MikeyPB
31eee384
31eee38429 Apr 2013, 19:47
When I clicked the "Web" link for this entry, so eloquently titled "THE POTATO GAME," I wondered what I would see on the other side. Perhaps a game about potatoes, or one containing potatoes. If I was lucky, perhaps it would be about potato recipes.

Nay--when the page loaded, I found myself face to face with an exploration of the age-old question "What does it mean to win?" Each of us holds within a different expectation as to the frui--excuse me: the potatoes of labor. Is it enough to obtain only the net sum of your inputs? Or do you strive for something greater? To accomplish something unexpected that grants you more than you could ever have hoped for? This game has triggered in me, and I'm sure many others, a reevaluation of what it is I really wish to achieve.

Thank you, BleuLlama, for this thought-provoking entry. I will keep it in my heart forever.
daniel
daniel29 Apr 2013, 20:05
Cute text adventure :) Would be great to see more gameplay elements so that games last more than two seconds :P Also now I want potato
lightsoda
lightsoda29 Apr 2013, 20:09
To fight or not to fight, are my potatoes worth it?

I'm left to ponder in the green glow of serenity.
Ragzouken
Ragzouken30 Apr 2013, 19:37
This game made me feel like the potato king
Hume
Hume1 May 2013, 16:22
Full marks for theme! High five!
hirsch1 May 2013, 16:24
Funny little game :D - I will now try to speedrun :P
Hegemege
Hegemege2 May 2013, 11:39
Step 267: The potato monster is still strong. I wonder if this will be my end. I made some potato soup today. It was delicious.
Mikel
Mikel3 May 2013, 15:10
Really minimalistic !!
Dietrich Epp7 May 2013, 19:36
I love how state is entirely encoded in the URL.
commanderstitch
commanderstitch17 May 2013, 03:01
haha text adventure. wooo! Liked the potatoe monster. I can't ever seem to beat him though. i still won in the end. xD
free_napalm20 May 2013, 19:33
Perfect run on my first try, can you imagine?

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