Baby Simulator

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.28

Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.64

Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.80

Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.40

Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.13

Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.60

Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.48

It's not easy being a baby. Basically you just lay down doing nothing while your brain is rewiring and gathering info.

Sure, you can wiggle, coo, cry, poo or pee, but that's about it.

Still, can you be the best baby ever? Or will you be the doom of your parents?

DISCLAIMER:

All sounds are from free sounds website, as credited in notes.txt

Comments18

SpartanIceCream10 Dec 2014, 00:08

Pretty strange, but funny at the same time.

stvr10 Dec 2014, 00:48

I cooed, I cried, I did baby things.

Lokiman10 Dec 2014, 00:52

This one is a really strange game indeed :D

Code Medicine10 Dec 2014, 00:56

I dont know whether this is hilarious or horrifying. Is that what you were going for? Hah!

Bloxri10 Dec 2014, 05:54

I pooped. I cried. I lost the game.

Tater_hater10 Dec 2014, 06:50

Where the fuck is my rattle?

janovbyrnisson10 Dec 2014, 07:08

Interesting idea.. :)
As I see the mom is rendered from a 3D model, did you do the modelling, or used some tools like Poser or iClone5?
If so you could make more lifelike game by modelling the environment, and moving objects in front of the baby.
And there should be a barfing activity too. :P

OttersDen10 Dec 2014, 08:38

I played the game. Then I went through an existential crisis, realizing that I had just played a game in which I cry and poop as a baby.

This will leave an impression on me for the rest of my life.

Pulsartronic10 Dec 2014, 11:43

it is not a traditional game, rare, not very funny but original, i rated it high on innovation

Apple Padle10 Dec 2014, 12:18

Strange but original

made me even ahaha

PixelCrust10 Dec 2014, 14:17

Nostalgic ahaha very unique

Drtizzle10 Dec 2014, 16:59

What the hell?

It also looks very polished, with a complete menu with save function and settings and all.

I don't know what to say about this... :D

UlydevSecondGame10 Dec 2014, 20:08

What did I play o_o

gene-z10 Dec 2014, 21:17

Cool game, congratulations

Pestel Crew10 Dec 2014, 21:39

This is so crazy =)

Conflei10 Dec 2014, 22:14

DUDE WHAT A SICK GAME HAHA COOL

tigerrenkoauthor11 Dec 2014, 20:18

woah, didn't expect so many comments, thank you guys!

@janovbyrnisson no didn't model it myself, mom is some free sample from DAZ.

i suck at graphics, have no talent as programmer, so I try to go for insanity :D

@Dritzzle again, kudos to RenPy it's awesome engine

Cheers and thanx for playing!