Slam Dunkin's Beat The Crap Out Of Everybody

by phocker
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.13
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.19
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.27
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.71
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.23
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.81
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.09
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★100%
An homage to an excellent fighting game played on One Screen in the old Commodore days.

FYI - all of the character artwork was created by my 7 and 10 year old (mostly the seven year old). Except for the backgrounds...I got those from the net.

The music is a rip from the original International Karate game for the C64.

While the game can be played against the Computer, it is best played with another person. Preferably you can play with a good friend, relative or enemy.

Fun for everyone, fun for the Holiday Season!

Do you have what it takes to beat everyone?

Controls:

Player 1:

A=Left, D=Right, W=Attack

Player 2:

LeftArrow=Left, RightArrow=Right, UpArrow=Attack

Comments37

asobitech
asobitech9 Dec 2014, 17:23
The humour level for this is off the chart :D
bitserum9 Dec 2014, 21:10
Oh i had so much fun trying out every character. It feels a bit random but really good job overall.
I think it would be better without dummy but still nice :)
Murchurl
Murchurl10 Dec 2014, 04:34
Nice game. I like the local multiplay! Works quite well! voice acting is good swell. Overall great job!
DefectiveMelon10 Dec 2014, 04:40
Only one word to describe this: "Awesome" Haha, but seriously, this was a lot of fun :)
PapaCheech
PapaCheech10 Dec 2014, 04:43
lmao once i figured out what i was doing this one was amazing. so funny. good job.
Jyrkface10 Dec 2014, 04:44
Wow so many characters! Awesome entry, love the wire-fu and the voice work is excellent!
rjhelms10 Dec 2014, 04:44
Hilarious. I'll have to remember to try the multiplayer on this - seems like it would be a blast.
Pat Kemp10 Dec 2014, 05:30
Haha, pretty funny! I like these games with slapstick movement borne of physics-based controls.
jpcote10 Dec 2014, 05:36
Very funny game but the controls are a bit meaningless. Just mash every button and hope to win lol
sP0CkEr2author10 Dec 2014, 05:44
> jpcote - i am fixing the controls for a post compo - there are a few "balancing" issues - seriously tho point taken - but my kids absolutely love the game - thanks for playing
RobustInteractive10 Dec 2014, 06:32
good sound work and diversity of characters. love the game. great job!
flatgub
flatgub10 Dec 2014, 07:02
This is hilarious!
It took me a little while to figure how to attack properly, but after i figured it out i had a great time!
Somfunambulist10 Dec 2014, 21:50
Slightly frustrating gameplay, but it adds a huge level of humor to the experience.
ViKing Games11 Dec 2014, 02:08
Hilarious! I especially love all of the sounds.
MrShoestore11 Dec 2014, 03:27
haha... im not going to be able to get the phrase "Aweserb" out of my head. swear it said that almost every time.
karlipoppins
karlipoppins11 Dec 2014, 03:29
Wow I had a blast playing this! Reminded me of an old game called "Die By The Sword". I love the sound / music. Graphics were very fun and the chaos created by the controls made it just very fun to play. Nice work
sharp91111 Dec 2014, 04:10
Tried single player. On easy the opponent just stood there moving a little. I feel like if I had left the game for an hour and then come back, there would not have been a single successful attack from the AI. And on hard, the opponent was just flailing around on top of the screen, again, no successful attack. Controls seem a little weird.
UrbanLogicGames
UrbanLogicGames11 Dec 2014, 09:30
Ha, liked the IK+ influence, surprised that game hasn't had more successors! The character customisation is a cool addition. I found the controls a little hard to get the hang of, but there's potential for a really funny game here, hope you keep working on it!
oh_andrej11 Dec 2014, 14:20
Nice throwback using modern technology :D Narration adds a lot to the game, as do the multiple characters and background. Passion went into this.
sikosis
sikosis11 Dec 2014, 23:15
Would recognise that music anywhere :) Nice 8 bit background and whilst I didn't have a 2nd person at the time I review it, it seemed to work pretty well albeit a little wonky with the characters.
uvwar
uvwar12 Dec 2014, 00:32
Pretty dang awesome all around.
snickersnacks
snickersnacks12 Dec 2014, 05:47
That was hilarious, such a random game. And the AI actually works! Very cool. Good job :)
Backterria
Backterria13 Dec 2014, 03:15
Very funny!nice entry!
Budaniel
Budaniel13 Dec 2014, 04:29
Love the music, and the action was crazy frantic.
hbocao
hbocao13 Dec 2014, 05:11
Awesome!
foolmoron
foolmoron13 Dec 2014, 22:52
Funniest thing I've ever seen
pjimmy
pjimmy13 Dec 2014, 23:09
nice, it's a little rough, but it's pretty cool, well done
GarethIW
GarethIW15 Dec 2014, 11:27
Hahaha, it's IK-QWOP :D
Crosstales15 Dec 2014, 12:52
Yeah, great game - cool ragdolls and funny homage (Karate Fighter?). Sound is also awesome ;-)

Very well done!
Dietrich Epp15 Dec 2014, 18:08
Fun once you figure it out, but the first time you play you might end up both falling backwards from each other, and I never figured out how to stand up.
hissssssssss16 Dec 2014, 03:37
Well, as others have said, you fall down almost immediately and the single-player opponent doesn't do anything, which makes strategic play pointless and even impossible. But the ragdolling is pretty funny. Tell your kids I love their character designs!
andrewkennedy
andrewkennedy16 Dec 2014, 17:03
Pretty funny game. I'd love to try it out with another person.

The W attack didn't feel like it did too much, I had better luck just flying up in the air and falling down on my opponent's head.
freaknarf
freaknarf21 Dec 2014, 02:29
HAhahahaha wtf i hab fun blasting keyboard. Didnt know the song's game bit it sounds great.
gameattack22 Dec 2014, 08:41
Ha ha really funny. The voice over makes it even more funny.
Zayron29 Dec 2014, 13:22
Nice job!

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