How cookies ruined my life.

by suese
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.83
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.78
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Theme★★★★★★★★★★4.24
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★4.22
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.79
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.22
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.82
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★67%
How cookies ruined my life.

Please use headphones.

Note: I fixed a few show-stopping bugs post-compo as is allowed.

Arrow keys - Move

Space - Attack

Comments80

Mattress
Mattress24 Aug 2015, 02:25
The humor is real! 10/10 - IGN!
Korso24 Aug 2015, 02:26
Love the graphics -and the music- -and the presentation-. I miss a tutorial or a controls screen. I don't know if I have completed it, but the I kill some guys, They don't come anymore.
Daisuke90924 Aug 2015, 02:27
This blew me away. The polish is incredible for a compo entry, and the concept is really funny. I was actually laughing out loud at this.
Peach Pie Productions24 Aug 2015, 02:34
Wow this game is fantastic. Very smooth gameplay. Its very impressive that it was made in 48 hours!
Modoc73
Modoc7324 Aug 2015, 02:36
Awesome graphics! Simple game play. A little buggy but not too bad. Well Done!
keyle
keyle24 Aug 2015, 02:36
Me no Monster!
steve24 Aug 2015, 02:38
Loved it, it froze a couple of times when I was trying to play it though, but restarting eventually solved it
sydan
sydan24 Aug 2015, 02:51
This made me laugh out loud :)
FerraWare24 Aug 2015, 02:51
Excellent game! Can't believe this was done by one person

Pros:
-Excellent graphics, music and gameplay
-Really polished
-Cookie Monster :P

Cons:
-Music gets repetitive
guoboism24 Aug 2015, 03:05
Nice game, in such short time!
Kaltic
Kaltic24 Aug 2015, 04:29
The input stopped working after the second person and I just started sliding around forever. Other than that this game was absolutely amazing!
JoeProgram24 Aug 2015, 04:43
Gotta love a game where the combo goes from a dagger stab to a roundhouse kick! I got to the point where four guys came in when my character froze. Up till then, combat felt really good, and premise is nicely dark and hilarious.
Jamie Guillemette24 Aug 2015, 04:43
Cookie Monster fight club.. laughed hard when he round housed
EwChap
EwChap24 Aug 2015, 04:44
Wow, just wow. I always knew there was something off about that guy, but knifing kids in the bathroom, yeesh. Love it.
dosmaen
dosmaen24 Aug 2015, 04:44
I had fun shooting barf everywhere and knocking down the TV.
Daniel X. Moore24 Aug 2015, 04:44
I like the part where he ate the cookies and turned into a monster :P
MagnusFurcifer24 Aug 2015, 04:49
This use of the them was fantastic haha. Really funny. Played well too.
dosmaen
dosmaen24 Aug 2015, 04:49
ME NO MONSTER!!! *stabs* great job with the lighting and animation. also was hilarious.
saucygames
saucygames24 Aug 2015, 04:52
10/10 would eat cookie again
Blackymagick24 Aug 2015, 04:52
I love this
Acerio24 Aug 2015, 05:11
Funny as hell.
FiveIronFanatic
FiveIronFanatic24 Aug 2015, 05:23
This is great, especially the animation. Three complaints, though:

1. It's hard to tell if there's going to be an ending if I survive long enough or not. A word about that in the description or an in-game "I don't think this is ever going to end!" would be helpful.

2. I killed the last person in a group the same time they killed me, and the game didn't know quite what to do.

3. When the person comes in after the first murder, they knock first. Who knocks on the door of a public bathroom!? (I'm being nit-picky, but it took me out of the moment.)
nicotuason24 Aug 2015, 05:26
I'm from the STREETS yo! Haha great intro and awesome music. Plays great, perfect short game!
thebrickanator
thebrickanator24 Aug 2015, 06:14
Cool concept and is funny but in the end the screen just when black then I continued to hear sounds but couldn't see anything
qkerguelen
qkerguelen24 Aug 2015, 15:26
Really cool graphics and music! The story was funny and the fights had a good feeling!
Insality24 Aug 2015, 15:28
wow, amazing entry!
Great job and brilliant graphics/audio. A great polish game
Humor+ ;)
good job!
peterthehe
peterthehe24 Aug 2015, 15:30
A bit laggy at times but mostly stable. The premise and graphics are amazing. For 48 hours its really good.
cudabear
cudabear24 Aug 2015, 15:43
This reminds me of the Family Guy bit where the Cookie Monster is doing cookies in the bathroom, haha. Excellent graphics, audio, and very polished. Mechanically, something is to be desired here, I feel like I could just keep spamming and never die. I also got my collision stuck somehow so all I had to do was run into people. Regardless, an awesome, funny game. Well done.
ajopart
ajopart24 Aug 2015, 15:43
Great one !!
PEBKAC
PEBKAC24 Aug 2015, 16:06
Very nicely done in the time given.
Nate24 Aug 2015, 16:57
The art is superb!
snooze82
snooze8224 Aug 2015, 18:50
STAP! ME NO MONSTER :) nice one!
TurtleP
TurtleP25 Aug 2015, 02:18
Great humor, graphics, and music! Reminds me of old beat 'em ups.
Flygamer101
Flygamer10125 Aug 2015, 02:36
Great game :D I loved the graphics and art style as well. Incredibly polished, and hard to believe it was made in 2 days.
zatyka
zatyka25 Aug 2015, 03:51
Funny, pretty, simple, and entertaining. It really came together nicely.

I'm assuming it's endless. I played it a few times, but always lost in round 5 or 6.
shimage25 Aug 2015, 04:42
Awesome! It's comical and so cute. I like attacking feeling.
fullmontis
fullmontis25 Aug 2015, 10:44
Nice! Funny and fun to play. Only thing I wish was if there were more than one attack, but for 48 hours this game feels very polished. Good job!
S0lll0s
S0lll0s25 Aug 2015, 15:34
5/5, this is perfect.
micdoodle8
micdoodle825 Aug 2015, 16:43
The polish is real on this one, nice job.
FrozenCow25 Aug 2015, 16:48
Haha, I loved how you could recognize Cookie Monster by the way the sentences were build. Nicely polished too, gave me a good laugh.
collaboration26 Aug 2015, 13:35
Ha) Very funny game))
Hm.. May be bug - after ending I have got black screen and text cloud.
Zccc
Zccc26 Aug 2015, 17:02
Ahah this is hilarious!
GagaPete
GagaPete26 Aug 2015, 19:51
I love it but the controls feel a bit wonky. After kicking the controls feel strange.
jsmars
jsmars26 Aug 2015, 22:21
Nicely done!
HappyHour
HappyHour27 Aug 2015, 04:55
Roundhouse-kicking virtual children as cookie monster made my evening.
P.T.A27 Aug 2015, 04:56
good work!, simple and fun beat n' up with the cookie monster! nice soundtrack too!
benmcnelly
benmcnelly27 Aug 2015, 05:03
I knew someone would make this game, I had no idea it would be so epic. Nice work, and loved the jam!
nka
nka27 Aug 2015, 05:15
He knows some kung fu lol. Awesome game.
xvw
xvw27 Aug 2015, 05:27
Hilarious game ! Fun gfx, audio ! Very nice game, thanks a lot for that !
martymon27 Aug 2015, 06:13
I would so do that too if kids interrupted me eating cookies in the toilet! Well done!
justinooncx27 Aug 2015, 06:15
Haha, Family Guy reference! Nice game overall!
ManuelGF27 Aug 2015, 07:59
Amazing. It made me laugh a lot. A second part, I beg you.
Rocketship
Rocketship27 Aug 2015, 10:51
The fighting was more enjoyable than I expected it to be, although there could've been a bit more variety with the enemies. The fighting with the music and graphics gave it a sort of double dragon vibe.
randomhuman
randomhuman27 Aug 2015, 13:25
Rockin' soundtrack, great fun :)
daydreamcorgigames27 Aug 2015, 16:16
So, Cookie killed kids and somehow still got hangs around with kids on Sesame Street? Gangsta!
Mr. Jif27 Aug 2015, 19:13
Hilarious, great use of the theme!
tMalicet
tMalicet27 Aug 2015, 20:45
It's really straight forward! I love it!
TeamCosmitronique27 Aug 2015, 22:33
That's quite a good thing you've got there. Really enjoyed it.
GarethIW
GarethIW28 Aug 2015, 10:34
Great art and mood. ME NO MONSTER
Sanju
Sanju28 Aug 2015, 13:59
C is for cookieeeees!!!!
redzero
redzero28 Aug 2015, 14:21
Awesome game!
Saf28 Aug 2015, 18:34
The game became dark after a while.. I really felt sorry for the Monster :)
Great and polished game.. Solid Jam entry!
magenta
magenta29 Aug 2015, 20:11
Hilarious! Good graphics and atmosphere. Control feels a little on the clunky side, there's a teensy slight lag between key press and attack. On one occasion, the Cookie Monster sprite didn't render but I could still attack. Played on Chrome (Linux).
Suese
Sueseauthor30 Aug 2015, 00:27
That's what you get for using Linux I guess :p. Maybe try playing it on a fresh reboot. Definitely not an issue with the game.
Zeriver
Zeriver30 Aug 2015, 14:42
Hahaha, you nailed the theme!
I like graphics and humor, but gameplay might be a bit repetitive after a while.
derr
derr31 Aug 2015, 13:23
Hahahaha! This reminds me of hours and hours playing Double Dragon with my friend when we were kids. Very funny game and well executed!
Larzan
Larzan31 Aug 2015, 16:38
Hehe, coookieeeeees.
Great gfx, love it. The controls and hit boxes are a bit off sometimes, but good job, love the humor!
SinclairStrange
SinclairStrange1 Sep 2015, 11:18
Really well done, short and extremely fun. I love the humor also, exactly my cup of tea.

Oh did I say, the graphics are amazing!
careless
careless7 Sep 2015, 13:30
Streets of Rage style cookie monster! What more could someone want in a game. Awesome :D
mar3k
mar3k13 Sep 2015, 10:58
Cool game, fun as well only thing I didn't really like was that you have to be in precise Y position to hit someone and that I wasn't able to see my HP, but otherwise really nice looking and fun/funny game!
wademcgillis
wademcgillis14 Sep 2015, 16:41
YES. COOKIE.

I had a little bit of a problem with the controls but this was great.

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