Chill Bill
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@mathijsvissers - http://www.mathijsvissers.com - Art
@drtizzle - https://www.tijnarts.com - Coding
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The world is too small for all its inhabitants, *according to bill...*
Smash and slash your way through innocent people, so Bill feels chill again.
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- Every time you slash unsuspecting shoppers, your energy meter goes down.
- Make sure you slay enough people in one hit, so you can collect maximum cash from them without breaking too much of a sweat.
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*Bill has a stress-o-meter, that indicates how angry he is. If he gets worked up too much, you'll lose!*
- By slashing people, the stress meter goes down!
- If your stress-o-meter goes all to the right, you'll lose!!! :(
- Sprite lowers the meter for 25%!!! *(see next section)*
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- If you've gathered enough money from the rotting corpses, you can buy (Missing) Sprite!!!
- Press *F* at a Sprite vending machine to buy a Sprite (if you have enough money)
- After consuming(!) your sprite, your stress-o-meter goes down!
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Once in a while, a random shopper decides to squeeze out an ass whistle....to airbrush his boxers.....to play the trouser tuba.....to cough from his lower back....
Well you get what I mean
Do not step into the deadly gases!!!
If you hear Bill cough, you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time...!
Your energy meter goes down to zero, and your stress-o-meter shoots up!
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Play the game HERE (WebGL)
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Created by:
@mathijsvissers - http://www.mathijsvissers.com - Art
@drtizzle - https://www.tijnarts.com - Coding
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Help Bill to take a chill pill!
The world is too small for all its inhabitants, *according to bill...*
Smash and slash your way through innocent people, so Bill feels chill again.
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How to play
Energy meter
- Every time you slash unsuspecting shoppers, your energy meter goes down.
- Make sure you slay enough people in one hit, so you can collect maximum cash from them without breaking too much of a sweat.
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The stress-o-meter
*Bill has a stress-o-meter, that indicates how angry he is. If he gets worked up too much, you'll lose!*
- By slashing people, the stress meter goes down!
- If your stress-o-meter goes all to the right, you'll lose!!! :(
- Sprite lowers the meter for 25%!!! *(see next section)*
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Sprite vending machines!
- If you've gathered enough money from the rotting corpses, you can buy (Missing) Sprite!!!
- Press *F* at a Sprite vending machine to buy a Sprite (if you have enough money)
- After consuming(!) your sprite, your stress-o-meter goes down!
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Farts
Once in a while, a random shopper decides to squeeze out an ass whistle....to airbrush his boxers.....to play the trouser tuba.....to cough from his lower back....
Well you get what I mean
Do not step into the deadly gases!!!
If you hear Bill cough, you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time...!
Your energy meter goes down to zero, and your stress-o-meter shoots up!