Shovelware Knight
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A tragic shift of the video game industry towards DLC, freemium games, and walking simulators has irrevocably ruined games. As a True Gamer, Shovelware Knight has only one choice: Destroy the entire concept of video games by releasing so many shovelware titles that nobody will every play video games again.
The more shovelware titles you have, the worse video games are!
Heads up, there's no real win condition but you can go for a highscore :)
- Mainly just use the mouse
- Spam click the intro if you want to skip it :)
I've only tested this game in Chrome. Apparently it may not work in Firefox.
If you've never seen the world of dentist games, check out this image search.
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[Warning: Playing this game may have real world consequences]
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- New boss fight!
- Even more game generating wonderfulness
- Lets you like, opt out of doing stuff instead of getting stuck
Also, if you want to see the game but get stuck due to like, not wanting to step over your own ethical boundaries, check the comment section for some... 'cheats'
The more shovelware titles you have, the worse video games are!
Heads up, there's no real win condition but you can go for a highscore :)
Controls:
- Mainly just use the mouse
- Spam click the intro if you want to skip it :)
Browser Compatibility
I've only tested this game in Chrome. Apparently it may not work in Firefox.
Some context
If you've never seen the world of dentist games, check out this image search.
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[Warning: Playing this game may have real world consequences]
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Update
I've added a post-compo version! It has a few important tweaks but also some extra stuff!- New boss fight!
- Even more game generating wonderfulness
- Lets you like, opt out of doing stuff instead of getting stuck
Also, if you want to see the game but get stuck due to like, not wanting to step over your own ethical boundaries, check the comment section for some... 'cheats'