Baby Grenade

I like the music! Plus I love voxel graphics! Gameplay was pretty decent, sometimes I got snuck up from behind and I would die (or lose my virginity[Love the voice lines btw xD]), so an indicator for when I took damage would have been nice.

One thing I found a tad annoying was my inability to jump, as in games I tend to jump around a lot. A small thing, but just something that stuck out to me.

All in all, good job!

About this story i wanna say hahaha,Brilliant idea! music ,model and control are great! a funny game .
good job!

Interesting idea! I really enjoyed the voice acting, it had me dying when i first heard it lol. Great job.

UHHHH Get off me. 5 stars for audio.

OMG! Your game is perfect! Everything is pretty funny, I have a lots of fun with introduction, looking of sweet hot girls, voice in the end and this baby grenade (you can also add puppies :P)! You surely love anime!

Grat! Very funny. Not really a sacrifice, because you don't want the baby either way, but a nice take on the theme. Audio is best!

Ha cracked me a laugh. The sounds are so bad but so fun :P

i liked the graphics

haha excellent story, love the baby sacrifice to get away from women, very funny. Gameplay is fun as well, maybe not that much for very long, but definitely nice.

I approve the message this conveys. Might be the first "FPS" game I've played here and I'm loving it. Nice voxel art, great music, good stuff!

Cool voxel character and fun to play.
I like the voice acting "Get away !" ^^

10/10 would throw baby again :joy:

Excellent story and sounds. It's a funny game with a good gameplay

great jam! the protagonist certainly got his priorities straight :D

5/5 Hilarious game, and actually fun. My best record is 50 seconds, These thots are fast!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL, Best game ever!!!

Damn i laugh so hard

10/10 great game

I was having some trouble where the left mouse button wouldn't always throw the baby. Great job.

This game was so weird. I mean probably the weirdest game I've played on pc. Disregarding being weirded out and most likely scarred for life, I did enjoy the voxel graphics and the lovely music. Great voice acting as well lol!
I don't even know how to give feedback on this but if anything: baby grenades spawn far too slowly, most of the time I had one grenade on the other side of the map which means luck plays a big part after the first ones have been used which means instant death. Great job but wow am I confused..

Quite an interesting take on the theme, and I was into the art style. Well done :)

That was hilarious, love the gameplay. The graphics are bad and amazing at the same time it is truly beautiful

That was crazy, guys! It's like a Serious Sam but shooting babies against hentai girls, awesome! I really loved the audio FX :joy:

I like the voxel style character and Star Wars opening :laughing: i suggest you to publish Html5 version, you can upload to itch.so. That would make people play your game more easily.

What's a "donger"?

Not really my sense of humor, but I can appreciate the voxel graphics here. I kept dying super-fast, though, perhaps a little generosity with the collisions of the enemies (or even some kind of life bar).

I love the retro-synthwave music!

Cool little arcade sort of game with a bit of humor.

I liked throwing the babs to get the girls off you, but i felt like they were much too fast overall and the baby grenades took too long to respawn after picking them up. Would've been useful to be able to accumulate a stockpile of them ahead of time.

The stage design also left a lot to be desired, needed some obstacles, ramps, or pits to have the enemies fall into to give you more time. Overall, a decent entry!

this game was very funny and had good graphics -- but really, not so fun -- thanks for making it

This is the worst game that I have ever enjoyed so much. I don't even know how to rate this...

Also, it's damn hard to survive past 30 seconds.

Great job guys!

It was an alright game. A lot of good points have already been made so I'll just add that next time, make sure to cap your player's velocity instead of simply adding X-input + Y-input so that an efficient strategy doesn't devolve into always zig-zagging for double speed.

The intro text made me think that this had implied pedophilia in it (i'm not kidding and i'm not trying to hate on your game, just saying that having "Grenade Baby Arena" followed by "Unrest in his pants" might not be such a good idea).

Otherwise a fun game.

Minecraft-esque graphics are cool, the concept is hilarious, the dialogue is nice. Would have made the difficulty gradient not quite as steep, at least not to begin with. Otherwise, an awesome game.

You knew what you wanted and you fuckin went after it. Nutjob story, superslick music, nice graphics, disturbing voice acting, and a message that nobody can take home to their mother.

I played a handful of times, and my best time was 32 seconds. I like brutal short runs on a beat-your-time game like this, cuz I'm not about to restart when my best time is 6 minutes, as that means about 5:30 of boredom guaranteed. Not so in Baby Grenade! It gets right the fuck down to business.

I appreciated the tight tight controls. I wished for a jump feature, or at least that what I conclude from the way my thumb kept hitting the space bar.

What I think I really wanted was for this game to be in third-person view instead of first. First is great for aimin' and shootin' but third is superior for that immediate-proximity situational awareness, which would be key in surviving longer in this game. I mean I lasted just fine when I could distract the horde with babies, but after that? I was doomed quickly.

But I'm not sure effective dodging of these ladies was what you had in mind...

Nice work.

Omg, that was 100% unexpected. But hilariously fun!!! XD

Suuuuuper hard game. The game is pretty satisfying to play, at least when you have a few grenades ready. The speed of the enemies is pretty insane though and you can only play so long. Please tell me how you guys came up with this idea lol

LOL :joy:

This game is very funny!!! :joy:

That's how the word would look like if game devs would create it! That was funny!

an accurate representation of my life
11/10

Nice work! Here are my thoughts:

- Who can resist a game with a throw baby command?
- Your "how to win" description is gold.
- The music is the most polished I've heard in an entry yet!
- I agree with @pkenney that third-person would probably be better so you can see all around you. I do like how the spawn points are visible objects, though. That at least gives you some sense of where they'll be coming from.

The music was smooth, the story was questionable, the sound effects were mildly disturbing. This game is disgraceful. I love it.

Very humourous with the voiceovers and interesting art choice. Could be just me but I think an indication that you need to collect the grenades first would be useful, as after reading the instructions I did not know I was supposed to move to collect the boxes, THEN use the left mouse button. I was stuck confused why my left mouse button did not do anything initially. But that's a small issue.

It's a very simple game but I think it could be better if there were other ways to strategically avoid the girls. Right now it's very simple as you just need to run away in any direction away from them. But you could maybe add some low-lying obstacles like short walls to maybe trick the girls into a trap or simply to avoid them, rather than just having an open arena where there isn't much options aside from trying to get the next grenade to throw and running randomly. With Unity's built-in NavMesh system it isn't too difficult to set up pathfinding AI as well.

Have you also tried experimenting with a third person perspective? This might be an interesting idea since it feels unfair to have an enemy sneak up behind you and causing a loss, as is what happened to a player above.

Nevertheless, interesting idea and keep making games :)

Interesting game. I included it in my compilation video series of games from the Ludum Dare, if you’d like to take a look :) https://youtu.be/UvsNqUUFv6I

Hney, very interesting and funny game! Keep it up, congratulations!