Garden of Earthly Relics

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.67
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.83
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Theme★★★★★★★★★★1.83
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★4.17
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.33
Humor★★★★★★★★★★2.67
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.00
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Body parts and currency flows have been linked ever since the good ol’ days.

Jesus is a great provider and multiplier, be it bread or wine.

Eucharist is cannibalism. As such Christ can break up into several scattered parts.

Yet Christ is a lizard - try and cut his limbs and it’ll grow back.

You’re in charge of this wonderful garden of delights.

Everyone has to work and labor by the sweat of their brow, as the saying goes.

Grow some relics on Jesus Lizard. Then sell it.

Beware ! Jesus is mortal - take care none of your followers notice its abnormal mutations, lest you be lost.

Will you succeed in rekindling your parish ?

Comments3

wie_
wie_30 Apr 2019, 13:45
The title flashes a lot, and sorry but it's a horrible way to start a game, by flashing some psychedelic text on the screen. Too much chromatic aberration, text is difficult to read. The tutorial is a good idea and well executed, but the text is really hard to read, and the text doesn't tell me how to do things, it just says: "you can plant the seed" but i don't know where and how. So the game looks like it's innovative and could be fun, but i'm stuck in the tutorial in the "You can sell it too" part, i don't know how to continue from that
MrBrooms1 May 2019, 10:47
I understand the way to play but not where is the difficulty and how to lose :/ maybe a bit more of feedback.
The Art is not bad at all ;)
Rancoud2 May 2019, 16:51
It was a weird experience

What you can improve:
* add feedback when player want to deposit limb hover altar

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