Dead Tired

Thank you for your decision to book your flight with Trans-Galaxy Airlines. Trans-Galaxy prides ourselves on providing the best experience in private space travel since 2002. Though the flight won’t reach it’s destination for another millennium, to you it’ll just feel like a short nap. Here at Trans-Galaxy, safety is the top priority. Though vast and empty, space is full of unexpected and dangerous encounters. Space pirates, asteroid fields, and unidentified life forms make for scary headlines in the tabloid, but don’t worry, dear passenger, all of our ships are outfitted with an Artificial Intelligence running on the latest version of Windows XP. Prepare to meet your MAKr 23:4 AI Unit.

The MAKr handles all life-sustaining decisions from beginning to end. Pre-flight, the MAKr generates a passenger list, decides how to best allocate the funds to secure safe travel, and selects one of three itineraries. During flight MAKr asses random encounters by choosing the option which guarantees the best chance of you, your fellow passengers, and the ship. Even in the rare case of emergency, MAKr maintains programming which offers an approximation of ethical decision making based on a intricate point system. Remember: MAKr always makes the best decision even when decisions are difficult.

Thank you again for joining the Trans-Galaxy family and may you have a safe and pleasant millennium!