A Repetitive Disaster

co-authored: @n0va, @nurf
Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.96
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.07
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.73
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.88
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.30
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.62
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.43
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.14
Easy goal! Get laid! :D Hell yeah!

Okay, so I hear you asking; "How doe?"

You're probably not saying that, but let's pretend that you are.

Your job for the evening is to help Alex get laid!
Easy right?

Emma is a bitch. You will probably be fooled to think that Alex can do better, she's not worth it, but trust me. Alex is a virgin. He doesn't know shit, and he needs to get laid because all his friends got laid, and he's still sad.

There are multiple ways the game can end (Try to find all 6!)

If you find them all, comment below! (DO NOT SPOIL OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE!!)

If you have a question related to any of the endings, make sure you label it with *SPOILER* (That's just text, there's no actual spoiler lol)

basic controls:
Arrow keys to move Alex
Spacebar to start dialogue and continue it. You'll figure that one out lol
in the store, you buy things by holding "E" and pressing 1-4 on the keyboard. (complicated i know. if you have a problem with that, talk to my manager, Karen)

Screenshot (3).pngAll endings (if you're one of those lazy bastards that don't have any patience)Screenshot (2).png: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kMsEj9pmKQ5D9lL22osFV3NQ2pmlunALXrge6XKMxmA/edit?usp=sharing

Programmers note:
This was likely the most demanding ludum dare so far for me lol never done a multiple endings game, so I hope it's enjoyable for y'all, I truly put all effort into the codes in this game lol

screenshot

Comments21

jmoocow2003
jmoocow20035 Oct 2020, 19:00
Got laid first time bby! (No, it wasn't an accident I MEANT to do it). Found all the endings after that too. Can't really give too much feedback without spoiling it, but what I can give is that this was a really funny game, and I really like the art style.
5 Oct 2020, 23:14
Did not get laid :(
firetwoonenine
firetwoonenine5 Oct 2020, 23:26
Who in the world doesn't like tacos? :(
PastelGames
PastelGames6 Oct 2020, 03:01
Definitely a little ambiguous. interesting concept tho.
melvinng6 Oct 2020, 04:22
I love the artwork!
Eldar6 Oct 2020, 04:44
The game could probably benefit from a bit more options and branching, and I fail to understand why any food is considered taco food o_O Y'all got a SPILER right in the living room! That aside, I like the characters look, cute drawings :)
EOShadows
EOShadows6 Oct 2020, 07:01
I liked it. The portrait artwork was nice, and I especially liked how you made them traditional drawings put into the game, that was a pretty neat idea! More options/branches would definitely have been nice, but overall, well done!
Bredera
Bredera6 Oct 2020, 11:35
Liked the character art a lot. cool concept and awesome that there are more then one ending.
Belenos6 Oct 2020, 11:45
sorry Alex i have failed my mission.
fermingimpel
fermingimpel6 Oct 2020, 15:42
I failed ...
But I liked the game and the art
You could add an outline in the texts, to make it easier to read!
Ivan Perez6 Oct 2020, 23:31
Funny short experience. They way you re-used the images makes it more special. Very good job with the humor tho (lol)
Bottini
Bottini7 Oct 2020, 04:53
I liked the art and failed to get laid in the "good" way, I suppose. Keep up!
DOME
DOME9 Oct 2020, 18:23
I got laid!
hijomo20 Oct 2020, 23:03
The hand drawn art style is nice. The directed ending was funny. I encourage you to flesh out more of the branching story.
Nelson Gaspar25 Oct 2020, 01:43
I bought everything from the third counter but always ended up with the girl saying I bought tacos. D:
Then I bought tape. Hehe. A good humorous game. Congratulations.

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