A Repetitive Disaster

A Repetitive Disaster

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overall: 2.96
fun: 3.07
innovation: 2.73
theme: 2.88
graphics: 3.30
audio: 2.62
humor: 3.43
mood: 3.14
Easy goal! Get laid! :D Hell yeah!

Okay, so I hear you asking; "How doe?"

You're probably not saying that, but let's pretend that you are.

Your job for the evening is to help Alex get laid!
Easy right?

Emma is a bitch. You will probably be fooled to think that Alex can do better, she's not worth it, but trust me. Alex is a virgin. He doesn't know shit, and he needs to get laid because all his friends got laid, and he's still sad.

There are multiple ways the game can end (Try to find all 6!)

If you find them all, comment below! (DO NOT SPOIL OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE!!)

If you have a question related to any of the endings, make sure you label it with *SPOILER* (That's just text, there's no actual spoiler lol)

basic controls:
Arrow keys to move Alex
Spacebar to start dialogue and continue it. You'll figure that one out lol
in the store, you buy things by holding "E" and pressing 1-4 on the keyboard. (complicated i know. if you have a problem with that, talk to my manager, Karen)

All endings (if you're one of those lazy bastards that don't have any patience): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kMsEj9pmKQ5D9lL22osFV3NQ2pmlunALXrge6XKMxmA/edit?usp=sharing

Programmers note:
This was likely the most demanding ludum dare so far for me lol never done a multiple endings game, so I hope it's enjoyable for y'all, I truly put all effort into the codes in this game lol
Found a bug?
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