Race to Life

I see you are the "miserable" person to have decided to try this big mistake of a game. :smile: ...

How to play:

-Choose difficulty with the mouse.

-Right & Left arrow keys to move your player.

-Spacebar to return to the main menu when you are done with a round.

-Swim with your toaster

-Uninstall game and delete all entries in %localappdata% (or just burn your harddrive)

In game shiz:

-Green Orb: FASTER!!!!111one

-Purple Orb: SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Endings:

-EASY & NORMAL: 2 outcomes where ya either win or lose (no shit).

-HARD: There is 5 additional outcomes that differs from the former 2 difficulties.
(Some is randomized by an AI, while others are affected by the BACTERIA and the HIV Virus. Or a mix of both. You are on your own here.)

Warning! Keep it in mind

-1. if u easily offended, good, that's life bro.

-2. The virus is not the [CENSORED BECAUSE U CANT SAY CORONA], while it may look like it. (just go with it bro. we put some effort in, so be happy.)

-3. stay away from my code. don't try to look at my functions, calls or anything. I will come to your house.

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare
(I wanted more nightmares... thanks, @N0va)

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@N0va was absolutely a part of this mistake