Impatience Coffee Roasters
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Announcing drone delivery from Impatience Coffee Roasters™! Place an order from anywhere in town and before you know it a cup of scalding hot coffee will fly in perched precariously atop one of our delivery drones. If your order takes more than twenty seconds to arrive, it's on us!
Impatience Coffee Roasters: Time flies, and so does our coffee!
*Now hiring drone pilots. Must be able to multitask, thrive in a high-stress environment, and take the blame when things go wrong.*
*Absolutely not.* Our coffee is *lovingly hand roasted* and then brewed by *highly trained baristas* who bring *years of experience* and pour their *hearts* and *souls* into brewing a liquid that tastes like *heaven on earth* with *subtle notes of apricot and dried blueberry*. Adding milk would be *unthinkable*, to say nothing of syrup.
That's not a question.
Please direct all safety questions to our drone pilot.
Impatience Coffee Roasters: Time flies, and so does our coffee!
*Now hiring drone pilots. Must be able to multitask, thrive in a high-stress environment, and take the blame when things go wrong.*
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I get something other than plain black coffee?
*Absolutely not.* Our coffee is *lovingly hand roasted* and then brewed by *highly trained baristas* who bring *years of experience* and pour their *hearts* and *souls* into brewing a liquid that tastes like *heaven on earth* with *subtle notes of apricot and dried blueberry*. Adding milk would be *unthinkable*, to say nothing of syrup.
My order took more than twenty seconds to get here
That's not a question.
Is it safe to have drones flying around with so many cups of coffee stacked on top of them?
Please direct all safety questions to our drone pilot.