Collecting Dust

You collect dust. Or, rather, the furniture in your living room is collecting dust, and that dust is your dust collection. You are a dust collector.

Unfortunately for you, the living room is also the room where your roommate keeps his roomba collection. Don't let them suck up all of your dust!

FAQs

Wait, what am I supposed to do?

Furniture collects dust all by itself, so as long as the furniture is left alone, you win. It should be easy!

How can an air purifier destroy a roomba?

Your third roommate, who likes to live dangerously, removed the grates on the fans.

How's it going with your roommates?

My roommates are great! This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is (and for once in my life I'm saying this entirely unironically) purely coincidental.