Starbound ClawShell Service
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NOTE - MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO ADD MOUSE CLICK TO THE X BUTTON, YOU CAN STILL PRESS ESC OR B (CONTROLLER) TO RETURN TO MAIN MENU ALSO HTML5 VERSION (itch.io) IS A BIT BUGGY, SO I RECCOMEND USING GX, XBOX OR WINDOWS!!
The Revenge of the lobster boss.
You read that right! The lobster man is back and angrier than ever!
Now with his very own postal service, he's striving to become the best of the best!
HOWEVER, and this a big however, hence the capital letters, lobster boss has a robot working for him that isn't very nice to him. (Sad face in the chat pls)
Your job, as a new hire is to make sure you can deliver packages fast and efficiently! You'll be instructed to sort these badboys out. this dude's your friend. (usually)
To sort packages, let's just pretend you're.. an idiot.. press the corresponding button to match the package to the package box.
Mind the timer, you're on a timer here, unless that was difficult to pick up as well.
Matter of fact, just taking that image took me a few attempts, because I wasn't fast enough.
That out of the way, you'll now have to embark on the journey to your packages destination.
But watch out, some jackass has put cones everywhere.
avoid them by jumping over them. (duh, why am I even writing this, there's instructions in the game..)
Now for the fun part: you gonna have to drift, like full on tokyobutnotintokyo drift. (idk, I don't watch anime)
Score over 10, or you suck.
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Features:
Lobster man that bullies robot.
Countless hours of verbal abuse towards ChatGPT
Nifty controller support*
Ported to absurd consoles you probably never gonna try.
EPIC mailman rap.
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Easter eggs: 2
Continue reading if you're a lame-o spoiler robin.
Mailman Rap: Press the logo in the main HUB, or on controller press ABXY at the same time until the song changes.
Work for DHL: Score under 10 points, and something will happen
*For nintendo switch to work, you need to use the console in handheld and with joycons attached. You also need Atmosphere or a custom firmware patch to run this. This NSP is unsigned, and should run without the need of sigpatches, but let's face it, you're probably a pirate anyway if you got atmosphere and know how to install NSP files. (Or you can use emulator). Switch also uses XBOX layout, so make sure you either use a thirdparty controller (with MissionControl, or map it accordingly in your emulator.) NO asking for keys or nca's. you only get the NSP. Also this is not a forum for switch help, so if you have no idea where to start, use another version! HTML5 also doesn't support controller! It's a direct port.
probably not gonna work on switch.
Cheat-sheet
Some of you have expressed that some of the functions are less obvious than I anticipated. To help people understand better, here's a few notes.
Packages are oriented the same way as in the first mini game. Remember them, or look at the picture above if you forget.)
Packages are delivered to the mailbox, not the entire house, so drive up the house (using the arrow keys, lame I know) and press the button to the corresponding package from stage 1.
The game was developed with a controller, because last time, I added controller, it was as a last minute option, and it got messy. So if you have a controller available, I recommend using that if you're using any version apart from HTML5, which only works with keyboard and mouse.
Have fun - This is the most important one, as failure to have fun will result in Lobster boss coming to your house and anchor his claw up your metal butt!
The Revenge of the lobster boss.
You read that right! The lobster man is back and angrier than ever!
Now with his very own postal service, he's striving to become the best of the best!
HOWEVER, and this a big however, hence the capital letters, lobster boss has a robot working for him that isn't very nice to him. (Sad face in the chat pls)
Your job, as a new hire is to make sure you can deliver packages fast and efficiently! You'll be instructed to sort these badboys out. this dude's your friend. (usually)
To sort packages, let's just pretend you're.. an idiot.. press the corresponding button to match the package to the package box.
Mind the timer, you're on a timer here, unless that was difficult to pick up as well.
Matter of fact, just taking that image took me a few attempts, because I wasn't fast enough.
That out of the way, you'll now have to embark on the journey to your packages destination.
But watch out, some jackass has put cones everywhere.
avoid them by jumping over them. (duh, why am I even writing this, there's instructions in the game..)
Now for the fun part: you gonna have to drift, like full on tokyobutnotintokyo drift. (idk, I don't watch anime)
Score over 10, or you suck.
--
Features:
Lobster man that bullies robot.
Countless hours of verbal abuse towards ChatGPT
Nifty controller support*
Ported to absurd consoles you probably never gonna try.
EPIC mailman rap.
----
Easter eggs: 2
Continue reading if you're a lame-o spoiler robin.
Mailman Rap: Press the logo in the main HUB, or on controller press ABXY at the same time until the song changes.
Work for DHL: Score under 10 points, and something will happen
*For nintendo switch to work, you need to use the console in handheld and with joycons attached. You also need Atmosphere or a custom firmware patch to run this. This NSP is unsigned, and should run without the need of sigpatches, but let's face it, you're probably a pirate anyway if you got atmosphere and know how to install NSP files. (Or you can use emulator). Switch also uses XBOX layout, so make sure you either use a thirdparty controller (with MissionControl, or map it accordingly in your emulator.) NO asking for keys or nca's. you only get the NSP. Also this is not a forum for switch help, so if you have no idea where to start, use another version! HTML5 also doesn't support controller! It's a direct port.
probably not gonna work on switch.
Cheat-sheet
Some of you have expressed that some of the functions are less obvious than I anticipated. To help people understand better, here's a few notes.
Packages are oriented the same way as in the first mini game. Remember them, or look at the picture above if you forget.)
Packages are delivered to the mailbox, not the entire house, so drive up the house (using the arrow keys, lame I know) and press the button to the corresponding package from stage 1.
The game was developed with a controller, because last time, I added controller, it was as a last minute option, and it got messy. So if you have a controller available, I recommend using that if you're using any version apart from HTML5, which only works with keyboard and mouse.
Have fun - This is the most important one, as failure to have fun will result in Lobster boss coming to your house and anchor his claw up your metal butt!