Movie Preview Generator

by hamumu
Well, I gave up on the actual contest. But lately I’ve really been having fun making generators (you know, web ‘games’ that randomly spit out some name like “Fluffyborg The Transient”), so I made another that sort of fits the theme! It’s not based on any particular movie, but it’s not hard to see elements of every Summer blockbuster in it. Here’s a ‘screenshot’:

In a world…

Where ice cream is optional…

ONE woman…

And a boy…

Must face the worst disaster the world has ever known.

A Spike Lee Joint.

Coming Summer 2038 to a holotheater near you.

The ‘download link’ is http://hamumu.com/random.php so go generate some previews of your own! I’m marking this as my final entry, but I do hope to add more possibilities to it right up until the deadline. Luckily, the link won’t be changing! Ah, the magic of the web.

(Yes, I included both turnips and unicorns)

Comments7

pov
pov5 Jul 2008, 12:02
In a world gone mad…

Where intelligence is optional…

ONE prisoner…

Must conquer the greatest hero of all time…

And become legend.

Coming Summer 2075 to a brain implant in your head.
rwip5 Jul 2008, 12:12
In a world on the edge of war…

Where socks are forbidden…

ONE man…

Must stand against the dread legions of a mad unicorn.

Coming Summer 2094 to RIAAnet (don’t forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 4 notarized copies required).
kester5 Jul 2008, 12:15
In a world on the brink of annihilation…

Where clothing is just a dream…

Too cool. You waste our time well.
girlflash6 Jul 2008, 16:13
words cannot express how awesome this is, OH WAIT; YES THEY CAN:

In a world thrown into chaos…

Where clothing is the only way…

ONE hero…

And a rabbit…

Must create the deepest love deep in his soul.
reelix4 Aug 2008, 23:24
In a world…

Where clothing is just a dream…

ONE soldier…

Must defy the hidden secret of all time…

And change the world.

Coming Summer 2061 to a brain implant in your head.

LOL!!!
reelix4 Aug 2008, 23:29
In a world ruled by greed…

Where intelligence is everywhere…

ONE turnip…

And a frightened talking car…

Must defy the deepest love in their own hearts.

Coming Summer 2038 to a holotheater near you.

“Where intelligence is everywhere…”

Oookkk….

:p
Marjorie4 Mar 2009, 20:18
Hi. I read a few of your other posts and wanted to know if you would be interested in exchanging blogroll links?

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