SOPA OH NO

Really bad shmup made in like four hours. Arrow keys and spacebar. There's no actual shooting so :/

No sound or music either. I really just got lazy. Also finals tomorrow and should be doing that instead.

Down with SOPA/PIPA.

Timelapse:

Note: The dialogue that's impossible to read goes like this.
"OH NO! PIRATES!"
"What do? ;_;"
"Oh I got an idea!"
"I'll shut down the INTERNET!"
"Lol problem solved"
"Oh no! It's fighting back!"
"Petitions nooooo...."
"aaah... ;_;"
*Congress explodes*

(Surprised myself with how fast I could make a Flash game. Last game I worked on took over three months. Been a good exercise, if anything.)