Asshole Ducks
This game is from the old Ludum Dare platform. You can try viewing the original page on Web Archive
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A soothing game about feeding ducks except you hate some of them arbitrarily and if they take more than one food while there are still starving ducks out there you probably hate them too maybe. YOU ONLY GET ONE, DUCKS. Also there's a scoreboard.
Chrome recommended! Mother approved. (NSFW language.) Actually plays pretty decently in Safari on an iPhone 5S (but not on my desktop? loool), so take it with you to the terlet and play while you poop! Or don't. Or do, but please don't tell us about it. (Or DO. o_O) (Don't.)
-thatwhichis
"Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated; but, like people, some of them are just jerks."
IOMPORTANT Edit: Added post-compo version with slightly reworked launch numbers; should be easier to launch shorter ranges. Still recommend compo version! :-D
Edit: Now with more blog post!
http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2013/12/15/a-hole-ducks/
Edit: Now with MORE more blog post!
http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2013/12/16/faq-and-post-mortem/
Also, if you like the song and would like a copy, you could download un .wav version here:
http://www.thatwhichismedia.com/LD28/media/assholeducks.wav
Chrome recommended! Mother approved. (NSFW language.) Actually plays pretty decently in Safari on an iPhone 5S (but not on my desktop? loool), so take it with you to the terlet and play while you poop! Or don't. Or do, but please don't tell us about it. (Or DO. o_O) (Don't.)
-thatwhichis
"Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated; but, like people, some of them are just jerks."
IOMPORTANT Edit: Added post-compo version with slightly reworked launch numbers; should be easier to launch shorter ranges. Still recommend compo version! :-D
Edit: Now with more blog post!
http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2013/12/15/a-hole-ducks/
Edit: Now with MORE more blog post!
http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/2013/12/16/faq-and-post-mortem/
Also, if you like the song and would like a copy, you could download un .wav version here:
http://www.thatwhichismedia.com/LD28/media/assholeducks.wav